In bed. You either know what you are doing, or you don’t.
Not even that famous small blue pill will help you. It may improve your longevity, but what is longevity without skill? Absolute torture. These days, everything is being done by artificial intelligence. You start to enjoy a good video, only to realise nothing about it was real.
The movie industry is overtaken by AI, as are books and publishing, music, etc. But one thing remains organic: the game you bring to your lovemaking. AI may get you the spouse by enhancing your photos and flowering your letters/emails; but then you get the spouse and then… what?
It must be frustrating; even the nerds behind the best apps and technological innovations have to go back to factory settings when trying to impress their spouses sexually. What an equalizer!
In fact, if the mighty ones in tech could, they would have the most successful marriages, thanks to AI. But the rate of divorce in Silicon Valley is just as unflattering, as it is elsewhere.
Tech may spice up the atmosphere for you; make the walls ooze soft, sexy music, dim the lights with tones that will put her/him in the right mood, etc, but when it comes down to it, you had better know your ‘ish’. Otherwise, what a waste!
Tech may expose you to the latest pornography, but save for leaving you with a masturbation addiction, it will not help you satisfy your wife. Speaking of which; this is possibly the only thing that gives interested women an actual edge over men; contrary to men’s near-nil help from AI, many wives have harnessed tech to improve their lot in sex, and discover what their bodies are capable of – and therefore demand for more from their husbands.
I have heard a couple of women say they had never ever experienced an orgasm and thought it was even a myth, until tech proved otherwise. See, the erotica market is flooded with so many sex toys tailored to do above and beyond what a normal man can do in bed, so much so that it is causing problems in some marriages as women replace their husbands’ affections with warm dildos.
This is especially common in the corporate world, as well as in those arcades downtown; if your wife seems less bothered by you and your absentee partner ways, be very afraid, mate. Maybe what we can explore AI for are some practical lessons in lovemaking.
These days everything exists online. Ask AI for practical tips in kissing – because, eh, I have seen some traumatizing pictures and videos of Ugandan couples kissing. Facepalm emoji.
There are now tutorials on anything you may want to know, effectively putting sengas ‘out of business’. Question is, after the said tutorial, can you pass the tests when subjected to the practical exams?
That is the deal breaker for most. Some skills are truly God-given. Still, in this age of AI, I encourage you to try and improve yourself by reading more. Learn about what the opposite sex really wants.
Learn about the inner workings of their bodies. Teach yourself about your own body and how to love it more and take better care of it. The number of forums online on every topic conceivable under the sun can be overwhelming, but use them to your advantage. Just remember, they still don’t do the hard work for you…
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